The List

I have decided to be more discerning. The list of criteria is as follows.

1] She has to care for me the same way I care for her.

2] She has to be witty.

3] She has to be beautiful to me, if no one else.

4] She has to read a lot.

5] She has to write well.

6] She has to be a total freak.

7] She has to have a slightly crude sense of humor.

8] She has to enjoy video games.

9] She has to be musically talented.

10] She can't like Twilight. She doesn't have to hate it, she just can't like it.